By Wise Guy Bobby,
I believe the guys can’t deny the fact that they detest some of these
statements so much whenever they hear it from their babes of female
friends. Some of these statements (when frequently used in a
relationship) may lead to breakup or serious fight between couples.
1 I’m broke
Here is a funny way ladies do task guys whenever they need to change
their make-up kits, wardrobe, hairstyle and co.. .. .. Some ladies don’t
even want to care about the financial situation of the dude, they just
ask as if the guy is their father’s investment company and it’s time to
start enjoying the benefits of the investment. Abeg (Ma)s make una dey
try pity us na.
2 I’m on my period
I once heard about an incident in which a guy fainted coz his babe told
him she was on her period. But we later realized that the main cause of
his faint was because he had taken burantashi and trama coz the lady
told him she was coming for a visit. God knows some ladies just love
using it to punish us tho.
3 Just wait till our wedding night
Despite the fact that this statement is biblical, some of us guys still
don’t even want to mistakenly hear it from our babe. Abegi, gone are
those days when guys wait till wedding night jhare.. .. .. But to be
sincere tho, you body is the temple of the lord, it’s better you apply
4 I’m pregnant
Some guys sef are funny, you know you are not ready to become a father
but you still went ahead to (redi) her, haba! You sef wicked! Only guys
who are still depending on their parents or ones who are independent but
not ready for marriages do get angry whenever they hear that statement.
5 You are not good on bed
Mehn! This statement is a punch on the jaw for us guys. Imagine! After
the whole press-ups and all sorts of styles just to satisfy a lady, she
then make that statement, omo na to go find pestle for her.